Well, someone isn’t happy about Beto joining the race

Someone isn't happy about Beto joining the race

Look out behind you, Kamala!

You’re not the news media’s darling anymore.

Poor Kamala Harris.  She started out in January certain that she was the media’s candidate. They gushed over her vapid campaign announcement speech back on MLK Day.  And it looked like the media had made their choice.

Hell, even I thought the fix was in.

But then Beto joined the race.

And Kamala’s time as the media’s chosen one came to an abrupt end.

Guess the gals won’t be clothes shopping with you anymore, Kamala.  They’ll be too busy begging their bosses to let them move to Beto’s campaign.

I mean why try on ugly-ass jackets with Kamala when you can make goo-goo eyes at the “rock star?”

Right Paula Faris?

Paula Hearts Beto

But rather than go down without a fight, Kamala is playing dirty – you know, the way Democrats always do.

Oh, now that’s just sad. Or diabolical. I can’t figure out which.

But I do know that Kirsten Gillibrand is probably kicking herself that she didn’t think of it first.

I’ve said before that despite their crowing about “women of color” and minorities, when the rubber meets the road, the Democrats always pick the white guy.

So sorry, Kamala.  They’re just not that into you anymore.

The fact is, you don’t have that secret something that will make the media swoon.

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8 thoughts on “Well, someone isn’t happy about Beto joining the race

    • March 16, 2019 at 4:19 am

      I bet Beta can bear Cameltoe to the finish line!

  • March 15, 2019 at 11:27 pm

    Just what they need, another wacko marxist. Enjoy

  • March 15, 2019 at 11:53 pm

    Beatoff is a loser. He hopes his pretty face will elect him. Good luck. Just look at Trump to realize good looks count for nothing.

  • March 16, 2019 at 12:45 am

    Beto’s heiress wife better keep one eye on Paula Faris.

    I think we’ve seen this movie before… John Edward’s love child.

  • March 16, 2019 at 2:49 am

    Big Media appears to be going for some shallow good looks (Possibly traced back to alleged activities around the Kennedy compound?) with some flawed physical mannerisms that can be described out loud as quirky, and quietly as maybe awkwardly uncoordinated.

    A guy that just seems unable to get out of his own way while gesturing and talking. One also easily notices Beto’s dripping aura of positivity, or is that what obnoxious rich elitist liberal hugger entitlement looks like?

    Big Media’s soap opera Dem candidates will whither when confronted with reality: voter’s appreciation of the incumbent president’s accomplishments for the country.


  • March 16, 2019 at 11:46 am

    That’s what happened on this side of the border; the Liberals chose a leader who had nice hair and a well known last name. The left leaning fake media couldn’t say enough good things about him.

    The country has suffered over the last 3 years as our feminist, sock boy Prime Minister has utterly failed at leading our country.

  • March 19, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    Considering Kamala’s past history she’ll probably have to screw Beto to get what she wants now. Worked pretty well with ol’ Willie Brown didn’t it?

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