What gives John?

Kyle Olson from the American Mirror caught something bizarre about Secretariat of State John Kerry’s droning, endless speech on Israel yesterday.

The guy kept sticking his tongue out.

Kyle even put together a video montage of Kerry’s slithery forked tongue protruding from his mashed up face.

Sheesh. What gives John?

It’s as if John Kerry’s tongue is attempting to make a valiant escape from his rapidly collapsing face.

Is that a side-effect from all the botox?

Isn’t it bad enough that this wax figurine looks like his face is slowly melting down toward his chest?

Allahpundit over at Hot Air headlined his post about Kerry’s speech like this:
John Kerry finally gets to deliver that anti-Israel speech he’s been practicing in the mirror all these years

But if John Kerry had been practicing this in front of the mirror, why the hell didn’t he notice how much he sticks out his tongue?

He really does look buffoonish.

It puts me in mind of Bill Cosby’s old routine about going to the dentist.


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3 thoughts on “What gives John?

  • December 29, 2016 at 12:23 pm

    I think you photoshopped the wrong end of the horse!

  • December 29, 2016 at 12:43 pm

    Don’t you know you are now a misogynist woman hater for posting that clip of Bill Cosby.

  • January 1, 2017 at 9:16 am

    I’m not an expert, but in my experience and study, I’ve learned that one of the signs of lying/nervousness is excessive licking of the lips.

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