You know what I love about the Enslaved Press?
Okay, nothing. I don’t love anything about them.
You know what makes me happy about the Enslaved Press?
They really are deeply stupid people.
The Enslaved Press wants to take Donald Trump out. More than anything in the universe, they want to take Donald Trump out.
But they’re just so inept that every single time they try the blow up Trump, their bomb blows up on them.
Here’s what I think is going on right now.
Two radical Islamic terrorists pull of the single deadliest terror attack on US soil since 9/11.
One of these terrorists is an American born son of two refugees. The other is a foreign born woman granted a fiancé visa by the US Government. At a time when the White House wants Americans to just bend over and let tens of thousands of refugees (the vast majority of them Muslim) into the US while claiming that each refugee will be “robustly” and “thoroughly screened,” the last thing they need is two people who kinda fly in the face of the narrative pulling off any kind of terror attack, let alone the single deadliest terror attack on US since 9/11.
So the Enslaved Press and the White House — working as a team as always — decide to take the focus off of the Muslim terrorists and place it instead on guns.
Problem is, the vast majority of Americans aren’t buying it. The vast majority of Americans do not want refugees from Muslim countries coming here.
But that doesn’t stop them. Guns, guns, guns. It wasn’t the fault of a porous border or incompetent “screening.” It was the fault of America’s “gun culture.”
And along comes Donald Trump who, unlike the White House, the Democrat Party, the Enslaved Press, and pretty much everyone in the DC establishment, actually is paying attention to what the American people think and want.
He points out the obvious. We have to stop all immigration of Muslim foreigners into the US at least temporarily.
The majority of Americans think, “Well, duh.”
And the White House-commanded narrative falls apart like an old, frayed sweater in the spin cycle.
And this is precisely why the Enslaved Press is having a collective hissy fit over Trump’s statement.
The problem is, the Enslaved Press has spent so much time over the last decade “framing” the narrative and attempting to shape public opinion, they’ve become deaf, dumb and blind to what Americans actually think.
Trust me. Nobody is more stunned to discover the majority of Americans agree with Trump than the Enslaved Press.
And, no. It isn’t because Trump is some foreign policy genius.
His position on halting immigration is pretty much a no-brainer.
Well, it’s a no-brainer to everyone except those who have no brains. Like, oh, say, the Enslaved Press.
Hell, even Obama knows it’s the sensible thing to do to keep America safe. It isn’t that Barack doesn’t think it would actually help. He knows it does. But he isn’t interested in doing something that will actually protect the homeland if that particular something prevents him from being able to fundamentally transform the country.
But the Enslaved Press are stunned and slack-jawed.
Because they’re just that stupid.
And here we go again. The morons in the Enslaved Press thought for sure they had Trump backed into a corner over this Muslim Immigration statement.
But all they’ve managed to do is draw a hell of a lot of attention to the debate. And Americans, many, many Americans are suddenly paying attention — not to guns, guns, guns. They’re paying attention to the threat of importing radical Islam through our immigration and refugee programs.
Boom goes the bomb. Not directly over the Donald. But in the faces of the idiots in the Enslaved Press.
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