And the comedy gold just keeps coming! Cringe Candidate Eric Swalwell tried to rally folks to his side by posting a skewed poll on Twitter.
Now, skewed polls are pretty much the norm among actual pollsters. After all, responses will be more to your liking if you simply frame the question in such a way as to steer people to the answer you want them to choose.
So it’s hardly surprising that Swalwell took a leaf from their book and released his own skewed poll.
Only, Eric’s went horribly wrong.
Yeah, that’s about as subtle as a nuclear bomb, you dimwit. At least actual pollsters are more nuanced when they skew their polls.
Zero Percent Swalwell thought he had people painted into a corner, see. You were supposed to think, “Golly, I don’t love guns more than kids! That’s just awful. Okay, I’ll choose ‘YES!’ even though Australia doesn’t have a Second Amendment and we do.”
But Eric is such a gormless nitwit, his diabolical plan to skew the results toward the direction he wanted sputtered out like a wet fart.
I’m sure he’ll waste no time blaming it on Russian Bots.
But it does have me wondering if the reason Eric can’t get above one percent in the polling is because those Democrat primary pollsters are also employing Swalwell-level skewed polls.
Could it be that respondents are presented with these options:
If the primary were held today, which of these candidate would you support?
Bill de Blasio
Eric Swalwell (that gormless dink who makes you cringe & can’t stop making a fool of himself)
Then again, nah. I’m guessing Eric is polling at zero even without the aid of a skewed poll.
But I stand by my statement yesterday. I hope Eric Swalwell never drops out of the race. He is the never-ending Gobstopper of self-owns.
Are you kidding? I hope he never drops out. He's comedy gold! Why would you deprive me of so much fun?— Dianny ??(@DiannyRants) July 2, 2019
Swalwell is such a horrible candidate, he makes John Kasich look good.
And, hey. If the mailman’s son could cling to the primaries like a dingleberry all the way into May of 2016, why can’t this clown stick it out well past his expiration date too?
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