Where in the World is Joe Hidin’?

Where in the World is Joe Hidin’?

Does anybody have any idea where the heck Joe Biden wandered off to?  Because it appears the Democrats’ presumptive nominee is MIA.  He’s been out of the public eye for so long, folks are starting to ask “Where in the world is Joe Hidin’?”

It’s as if the DNC is the nerdy high school girl who pretends she has a boyfriend that nobody ever sees.

“So who are you taking to the election in November?”

“Oh, you don’t know him.  He goes to another school.”

So where in the world is Joe Hidin’?

Because he sure as heck isn’t campaigning for the Democrat nomination.

You know, it’s a good thing I don’t mind saying “I told you so,” because, well, I told you so.

I told you back on March tenth in my post “Old 7-Minute Joe:”

The sooner Bernie drops out, the sooner Old 7-Minute Joe can go into hiding until the convention.

And now that the DNC cut off Bernie’s path to the nomination, the hidin’ of Joe Biden has begun.

We haven’t seen hide nor hair of the old cooter since March 17th. And given how painful that video appearance was…

…I guess it isn’t shocking they’re keeping old Joe Hidin’ under wraps.

For all we know, the poor, senile old man has completely forgotten he’s even running for President.

The other day Team Biden put out the news that old Joe Hidin’ would be doing regular video “briefings” on the Wuhan virus.

Well, yesterday they held their first pretend briefing.  And the one thing this Biden briefing was missing was old Joe Hidin’ himself.

Instead of dragging their charge out in front of the camera, Team Biden sent out political operative Ron Klain, Obama’s former “Ebola Czar,” to take the bullet for him.

So where in the world is Joe Hidin’?

I’m not the only one wondering.

In fact, #WhereisJoeBiden is trending on Twitter.

And all this criticism over Team Biden’s Missing Dink must be getting under the campaign’s skin.

So in order to quell the rumors that Team Biden has the demented old coot sidelined, senior advisor Symone Sanders provided this absurd “proof of life:”

For crying out loud, Joe couldn’t even figure out how to stay on camera during his own livestream video.  Does Symone Sanders actually think we’d believe that Joe himself logged onto his Instagram account, found this livestream video for some dude he’s probably never heard of and commented using a thumbs up emoji?

That story has more holes than a chunk of Swiss cheese.

Like Joe Biden could figure out how to switch to the emoji keyboard on his smart phone.  Come on!  The chances Joe could pull that off are about as good as those of my Mom — who has never used a smart phone in her life and has no idea what an emoji is (no offense, Mom).

If I had to guess, I’d say Symone, who no doubt has full access to all Joe’s social media accounts, logged onto Joe’s Instagram and made that thumbs up comment herself.  Then she took a screen capture of it in order to say, “Hey, look everybody!  He’s alive! He’s alive!!”

Here it is Sunday, and Joe Hidin’ is even hidin’ from the Sunday shows.

Is he in the Witness Protection Program? Where the hell is he?!

But like I said.  I told you this would happen.

If Joe Hidin’ can’t handle the rigors of a Presidential campaign, why on earth would any voter believe he can handle the stress and strain of actually being President?

Is it any wonder Democrats are watching Governor Cuomo’s daily briefings and thinking they made a mistake? These guys are so nervous about Joe, they’re actually floating Cuomo as a possible replacement nominee.

If I were a Democrat and my only option was Joe Hidin’, I’d be looking elsewhere too.

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7 thoughts on “Where in the World is Joe Hidin’?

  • March 22, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    Dianny, he’s under lock and key. The Corona virus is deadly to an old codger like Joe. Now that he has the nomination sewn up, they need to preserve him for the general.

    Amazing how fast Bernie folded, eh? “Italy has universal healthcare and how’s that working out for them?” and it’s sayonara Bernie.

  • March 22, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    Well, while Racer makes a good point, the Oh, FISH-all word is that he’s adhering to CDC advice and helping avoid spreading the contagion.

    While he’s in self-imposed isolation, he’s bringing himself up to speed on the virus and DJT’s policies so that he’ll know what he’s talking about when he enlightens us all beginning tomorrow.

    Besides, as a patriotic American, he doesn’t want to be a nuisance to the President during this time of fear and confusion by politicizing a crisis for which nobody’s to blame . . . yet.

  • March 22, 2020 at 3:20 pm

    Call me evil but I’m enjoying watching the Democrats fuck up left and right after their smug attitude for the past 3 years

  • March 22, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    Though Hillary often looked like death warmed over when she was campaigning at least she was out and about (though stumbling and being carried). If I was Trump I’d start asking where Joe is (though I guess wait to see what happens with the shadow government briefing that Biden will be starting).

  • March 22, 2020 at 7:34 pm

    “Hiden with Biden”, a fun new board game from Milton Bradley. Fun for the whole family, for rainy days and the occasional quarantine event!

  • March 22, 2020 at 9:24 pm

    Hearing Weinstein’s got the bug …. isolation or death watch?

  • March 24, 2020 at 11:23 am

    Joe is being kept in a bottle of Fo-Smell-da-Hide.

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