Time for the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service to change its slogan

Whelp, it’s time for the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service to change its slogan.

As some of you may know, this has been the WIDNS tag line:

“Wildly inaccurate, but not Politico inaccurate”

We’ve scrapped that.

Truth is, we had to.


I never thought that a news service called The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service would start to show more journalistic integrity than the trusted name in news, CNN. But in the age of Clinton, that’s exactly what has happened.

Yesterday, CNN — in a big splashy headline — proclaimed that Secret Service has contacted Donald Trump’s campaign over the nothing-burger comments at his rally Tuesday evening.

Guess what?

They didn’t.

Reuters reported:

A federal official on Wednesday said the U.S. Secret Service had not formally spoken with Republican Donald Trump’s presidential campaign regarding his suggestion a day earlier that gun rights activists could stop Democratic rival Hillary Clinton from curtailing their access to firearms.

Just how far down the toilet is CNN willing to flush itself just to help destroy Donald Trump and drag that wretched bitch over the finish line?

At least here at the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service, we admit at the outset that we are wildly inaccurate.

CNN pretends that they are still reputable journalists simply reporting the news.

Sadly for CNN, their quest to be the biggest clowns in cable news is causing a little blowback.

CNN has once again dropped to third place in cable news ratings behind #2 ranked MSNBC and #1 ranked Fox News.

I guess serving as Hillary Clinton’s Human Shields has its price.

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2 thoughts on “Time for the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service to change its slogan

  • August 12, 2016 at 3:55 pm

    Since discovering your website, I am hooked! how do I send you “snail mail” I dont use email much. my prehistoric PC is used to read the “news” such as it is…… You provide my mind with a needed touch of humor and sarcasm (hidden anger) . the hidden anger comment is from too many group sessions!

    P.S. Please do not publish my name, Thanks, again!!

    • August 12, 2016 at 4:09 pm

      You can contact me via Dianny Tees, PO Box 66, LaFayette, NY 13084.

      Thanks and welcome to Patriot Retort!

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