When you’re dumb as a box of them, this makes sense


Lena Dunham headed to Arizona to commune with the rocks. That makes sense.

When you’re dumb as a box of rocks, what else would you commune with?

You see, Lena needs emotional healing.

I could’a told you that.

Posting to her Instagram account – because more learned publications won’t permit her looney scribblings, Lena wrote:

Asked the Canyon for some guidance. She said this week is going to be revolutionary, and so I threw my arms open and said, “bring it.”

Inanimate objects giving you guidance.

Isn’t that the first sign of insanity?

“Bring it?” Says the girl has to scamper off to a New Agey safe space when her candidate loses an election.

Bring it? Something tells me a petulant sore loser who crumbles into a heap of inconsolable outrage over Hillary Clinton losing probably isn’t going to be an effective “revolutionary.”

There are no time-outs for spa visits and communing with rocks during a revolution, Lena.

She continued:

Loving you all and whispered some wishes for you into the big red rock.

What? Are there no “big red rocks” in Canada?

It’s fun watching the deeply stupid grasp for spiritual enlightenment.

I don’t mean to pick nits, but isn’t going on a “vision quest” cultural appropriation?

Since Arizona voted overwhelmingly for Donald Trump, my guess is the “big red rock” probably told her to suck it up, stop acting like a tubby little drama queen and grow a pair.

I find it all manner of entertaining watching these sensitive little snowflakes melt into a hot mess of salty tears.

The fact that Donald Trump upsets the equilibrium of idiots like Lena Dunham pretty much proves he was the right man for the job.

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5 thoughts on “When you’re dumb as a box of them, this makes sense

  • November 17, 2016 at 11:09 am

    Weapons grade borderline personality disorder.
    1. Emotional instability
    2. Poor impulse control
    3. Severe functional impairment
    4. Substance abuse
    5. Mood swings
    6. Anxiety disorders
    And the beat goes on (see what I did there)

  • November 17, 2016 at 4:32 pm

    I wish one of the biggest rocks had told her to climb it and jump off

  • November 17, 2016 at 5:50 pm

    Your blogs make my day! ?

  • November 18, 2016 at 11:49 am

    Poor Lena Dumbhin has fallen victim to the New Age baloney of Sedona, Arizona. (Yet, if she’s dumb as a box of rocks, she has likely been new-agey for a long time already.) If people want to learn about the crazy element of Sedona, simply google “Sedona new age” or “Sedona vortex.” Please note, however, that Sedona is still a very beautiful place to visit, especially since it is about halfway between Phoenix and the Grand Canyon.

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